Mar 8th / 1,707 notes“well someone’s got to pick up all this bass, and it’s not going to be me” declared skrillex’s mom as she left the room
- someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
- someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
- someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
- someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
- someone: no.... thats too obvious......
- genius: IVE GOT IT
- genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
- genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
- someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
- genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
- genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
- genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
- genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
- the conference room is quiet
- everyone stares in awe at the genius
- someone begins to stand up and clap
- the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
- someone: its PERFECT
- everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
- one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
- hot topic sales go up 100% that week
